The Night of the Intruder

Dear Mattel, Since I was born I have been collecting your Cabbage Patch Dolls.  As a child I liked them to play with and do all of the normal girly things with but despite a number of dolls that lost head, clothes, arms and legs over the years my Cabbage Patch Dolls I could never … Continue reading

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Introducing The Rockettes

Dear Rockettes, On the very first day on my brand-new job in New York my boss sits me down and says, “Sunny you’re going to be working out in a place called Far Rockaway. It’s far out there but I’ll help you Hop Stop it and you should be able to find your way out … Continue reading

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Bad Date #30046 Continued

Dear Mr. Neiman Marcus,                                                                                                       … Continue reading

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Head Over Heels

Dear Mad Hatter,                                                                                                         … Continue reading

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Dinner with the Uncle

Dear Random Unborn Baby,  I had dinner last night with your uncle.  It’s so weird how things can so unexpectedly turn out.  While I was at your baby shower I was making small talk and doing some minor networking with others in attendance.  At one point I had gotten into a conversation with a young … Continue reading

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