High School on Steroids

Dear High School, As I walked across that stage on the final day of High School in the Spring of 1999 I couldn’t wait to make the long-awaited escape into the real world and away from you. I took a deep breath and looked out at the promise of the horizon that stretched before me. … Continue reading

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Digital Cleanse

Dear Pinkberry, You know how much I love you but for the next seven days I have to disengage from you. I’m not breaking off our love affair and I’m definitely not leaving you for good but we have to take a break. I know, I know, a break is never the way to go … Continue reading

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She WAS Your Girlfriend

Dear John,  There’s is a difference between a girlfriend and a girl you were just dating. There is an unwritten rule somewhere, somehow that says you have a bigger obligation to an amicable breakup than you do to maintaining peace with the woman you just went on a few dates with.  Here are 5 things that might … Continue reading

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In the Army Now

Dear US Peace Corp, You know how every now and again that person enters your life and you know they are just good from their head to their toes, from their skin to their core? No matter what happens between you and that person, you know that at their core they are a truly good … Continue reading

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Goodbye Facebook

Dear Facebook, I want to first acknowledge that I have given you 13 days longer than everyone else to prove to me there’s a reason to keep you in my existence. The unfortunate news is that you haven’t, thus this is the end of our road, we must part ways. I have been watching the … Continue reading

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